I would not steer you wrongly.
We met more than several years ago at my Aunt's famed New Year's Day breakfast. You were sitting on a table off to the side. My sister PT noticed you too (Is it weird that I blog about food as if it could hear me? Oh well.) and to this day, we still talk about you, specifically your cream cheese portion.
I'd like to introduce you to...
The Panera Pastry Ring.
I was rude and didn't make introductions before it was half-eaten.
Go get you one! They are $7.99. I don't like to share but usually, sharing this thing is a good idea.